Can you text while making dinner? Can you pack a lunch, make some coffee all while feeding the baby a bottle? Can you change a diaper while sewing a button on a shirt? Can you watch a TV show, play a game a Scrabble all while watering the garden? Can you type an email to your boss, while answering a phone call from another business associate? Can you look sexy for your husband while having baby vomit on your shoulder? If you can do this and so much more you are a woman-olympian.