I thought this was funny, but true. Enjoy and be safe out there!!
With the kids all nestled snug in their beds
And visions of Christmas dancing in their heads
Their tummys full of turkey and Pumpkin pie
Mom's in the kitchen with a gleam in her eye
She's got her list, she's checked it twice
Each sale mapped out it has to be precise
Her car is gassed up,and she's ready to go
Yelling at the drivers who are going to slow
For this is the night of the big shopping game
Waving her ads she calls them each by name
On Target,and Kohls
Macy's and Bloomingdale's
On Wal-Mart,and Best Buy
Old Navy,Abercrombie & Fitch
On Walgreens and Jcpenney
And all the stores in between
The mall is packed, it's quite a seen
When the clock strike's ten the big sale will start
And don't forget the blue light sale over at K-Mart
Mom's giddy from the savings she's getting at the mall
Stepping on the escalator she nearly takes a fall
Mom dashes to the left and then to the right
And now Barnes & noble is finally in her site
Ten percent off if you buy at least eight
The savings in the air,man this is great
Twinkling lights,stockings and handbags galore
Watch out for the old lady who collapsed on the floor
The tension is rising as the cashiers look on in fright
For Black Friday now begins on Thanksgiving night
From Monica Speaks
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